Barcelona Supporter Gifts

'Pep Guardiola'

Lionel Messi

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Football supporters.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Lionel Messi

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

World Cup Fan.

Theater or football.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Referee cop.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

Megan Anna Rapinoe

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Football fans in corona times

Football Stadium