Spanish Football Fan Prints

David de Gea

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Uptight End"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Centaur Forward

Egyptian Football

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"