Real Madrid Supporter Pillows

Zinadine Zidane

'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Egyptian Football

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

100k Desert Crawl

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Spot the fur ball.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Baby Footballer

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Theater or football.

The game comes first...

"Jim was a model Dad".

Stop with racism in sport!

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Goal

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"