Reading About Astronomy Gifts

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Occu-Pie Mars

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

International Women's Day.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'Teenagers!'

Alien David statue

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'But what is the universe for?'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"