"What's it like being an atheist?"
Rationalist Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a rationalist’s love for reason and logic? Our collection of witty and intelligent products combines humor and insight, making them ideal for those who value facts, reasoning, and clarity. Whether it's a gift for a fellow thinker or a reminder of the power of rational thought, our items are crafted to delight and inspire clear-headed confidence.
Fear/Knowledge
Descartes in Heaven...
The International and May Day Terrorism
Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.
Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."
'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'
"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.
Reasonableman
"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."
"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."
What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh
From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.
"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"
Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'
'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'
"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."
"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."
Inbox and Outbox
"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."
August Comte
Descartes's Demon
"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"
Brain versus Religion.
'Do you think there's anything after death?'
Leibniz
Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.
"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."
'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'
Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.
Henri Bergson
'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'
Her right brain agreed to go out with me, but her left brain just called to cancel.
Rationalist Gifts Collection
Rationalist Mugs
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Rationalist Pillows
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Rationalist Prints
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