Rational Mind Gifts

Spinoza

Fear/Knowledge

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Reasonableman

Assertiveness

"It's going to be one of those days."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

Trojan horse.

August Comte

"What's it like being an atheist?"

"I guess I'll never understand women."

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

Descartes's Demon

Actual Results May Vary

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

Trying to hold on to the question.

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

Questions

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'If you had waited longer to have a family, who would I have belonged to?'

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

'Great idea Sir!'

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'