Rationalism Aficionado Gifts

Leibniz

Fear/Knowledge

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

That's What Happens

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Legalish

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Max Weber

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."