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Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Max Weber

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Martin Luther King and Obama.

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."