Rational Thinking Gifts

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Fear/Knowledge

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'The Questioner'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Reasonableman

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Chinese History: Redwash

Climate Change Road

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."