Rationalism Gifts

Descartes's Demon

Henri Bergson

"I don't believe in God!"

Fear/Knowledge

The International and May Day Terrorism

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Tired Barbie

Reasonableman

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

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From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Hypnotoon

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Inbox and Outbox

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"What's it like being an atheist?"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

August Comte

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Brain versus Religion.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

'Do you think there's anything after death?'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

People for the Ethical Treatment of Anthrax