Rationalist Mugs

"What's it like being an atheist?"

Fear/Knowledge

Descartes in Heaven...

The International and May Day Terrorism

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Reasonableman

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

August Comte

Descartes's Demon

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

'Do you think there's anything after death?'

Brain versus Religion.

Leibniz

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Henri Bergson

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

Benedictus de Spinoza

"Our real first line of defense, wouldn't you agree, is out capacity to reason."

"You're doing it wrong."