Ratio Wrangler Gifts

The Beauty of Physics

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Binge Watch

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

Dave invents the remote belt

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"There's the remote!"

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

'Seem the remote?'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"