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The Beauty of Physics

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Binge Watch

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Dave invents the remote belt

'I told you he had a temper.'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"There's the remote!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'Seem the remote?'

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."