Rating Rebels Gifts

'I think PG stands for pretty gross.'

"I gotta be me!"

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Pubertry

'Children's Personals'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"What do the know!"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"Stop fact checking my story."

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Wrong shelf.

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

No to Greed

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"As an artist, it's my job to capture the beauty and triumphs of everyday life."

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me'

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

No Ball Games in the Park

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'