Movie Rating Rebel Gifts

"PG my ass!"

"I gotta be me!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Punk Reindeer

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

The Mainstream

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Chippunks

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Auld Gang Sign

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Dennis Hopper

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'