Rasta Enthusiast Gifts

Decriminalising Cannibis - "That could just remove half the fun of it."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

A day at the transgenic races

Italia tours

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Old Phones Lasagne

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"A little lamb please."

"Linguini for two?"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Mozart eating noodles.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Impasta syndrome

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"God has just spoken to me. He said he's kind of tired of pasta."

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Spaghetti Mummy

Moanathon.

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

Smiling rat.