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Rasta Ants.

Decriminalising Cannibis - "That could just remove half the fun of it."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

A day at the transgenic races

Italia tours

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"A little lamb please."

Ted Hughes

"Linguini for two?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Mozart eating noodles.

Impasta syndrome

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"God has just spoken to me. He said he's kind of tired of pasta."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Moanathon.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

'Well, did you win or what?'

Spaghetti Mummy

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"