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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Building Sandcastles.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

SPOONING CACTI

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

The Daily Fury

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"You spoil that plant!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

Planet of the Ants

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Moanathon.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'