Rasta Aficionado Gifts

Bob Marley

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Driverless cars rage.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Treasure Island Book.

Happy thoughts

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'