Rasta Aficionado Pillows

Bob Marley

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Driverless cars rage.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Happy thoughts

Treasure Island Book.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'