Roman Aficionado Pillows

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Dang! That hurt.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

So Close..

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Bacchus.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Mantis Love

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Treasure Island Book.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."