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'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Dang! That hurt.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

So Close..

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Bacchus.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Driverless cars rage.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Stephen Spender.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Gunter Grass

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Treasure Island Book.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Mantis Love

Bot Art: After da Vinci