Raptor Wrangler Gifts

Extreme birdwatching accessory - the Hawk Feeder.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Aa falconer looses his arm to his peregrine falcon.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Automation of Security

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Snake Dress-Up

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Two robots are playing table football.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"