Raptor Wrangler Pillows

Extreme birdwatching accessory - the Hawk Feeder.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Aa falconer looses his arm to his peregrine falcon.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

King kong 5 G.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Automation of Security

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'