Rake Wrangler Pillows

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

The Specimen Hunter

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"This should be interesting...."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."