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'Remember to register for the door prize.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

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Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

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'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

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"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

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'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

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"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

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"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

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'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

'Two for Tomb Raider."

Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.