Radioactive Humorist Pillows

Plutonium in the commodities trading pit.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

How Glaciations Begin

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

The new Physics

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Evolution...the dandy lion.

Evolving/Devolving

Table Of The Elephants

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.