Race Spectator Pillows

"I AM at my usual position."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The polar olympics

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

'Stress'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The relay race

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Octopus in the bleachers.

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'On your mark, get set...'

'What's he on?'