Speedway Spectator Pillows

Homeless man watching race cars

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Octopus in the bleachers.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Winter Olympics

Euros 2016

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"