Race Spectators Pillows

'He's the long shot!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I AM at my usual position."

A day at the races

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Octopus in the bleachers.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'On your mark, get set...'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Fast food

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"On your mark, get set, go!"

Winter Olympics

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Professional runners chasing money