Race Spectators Mugs

'He's the long shot!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I AM at my usual position."

A day at the races

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Octopus in the bleachers.

'On your mark, get set...'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Fast food

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Winter Olympics

"On your mark, get set, go!"

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Professional runners chasing money

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge