Horse Race Spectators Mugs

Rival Jockeys

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Panto Horse at the Races

Fast food

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

Friends Of The Turf

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby

Racing the Grim Reaper.

'I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.'

'Now, what brings you lovely people here?'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'