Horse Race Spectators Pillows

Rival Jockeys

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Gentlemen Riders

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fast food

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

Panto Horse at the Races

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'Now, what brings you lovely people here?'

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby

'-and make sure you back one to lose THAT shirt on!'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

Friends Of The Turf

Rose Bowl Lawsuit