Race Spectator Gifts

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

"I AM at my usual position."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The polar olympics

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

A number of runners run through police tape.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Octopus in the bleachers.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

10K Ambulance Chase

'On your mark, get set...'

'What's he on?'