Quizzical Critter Gifts

The Art of Problem Solving

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Yes, that person there...'

'What happens after the end of time?'

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Question Mark

Death Watch

"I miscounted."

God hounded by the media.

"Do you have any why-to books?"

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Questions

Chameleon.