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The Art of Problem Solving

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Yes, that person there...'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'What happens after the end of time?'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

Question Mark

"I miscounted."

Death Watch

God hounded by the media.

"Do you have any why-to books?"

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

Questions

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"