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"Do you have any why-to books?"

"She loves poorly translated Russian authors … really odd."

Trivia/Great Literature.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Cat and fishing instruction

Idle parts

Ostrich Curoisities

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Sex Section in the Library

'He's dyslexic!'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

The Curious George pop-down book

The Farmer Sutra.

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'Good book?'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'