Ironically Intrigued Reader T-Shirts

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Idle parts

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

'You're looking well.'

Sex Section in the Library

The Curious George pop-down book

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'Good book?'

The Farmer Sutra.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

AI Summit

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'