Ironically Intrigued Reader Mugs

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Great British Eccentrics.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Idle parts

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

'You're looking well.'

Sex Section in the Library

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

AI Summit

'Good book?'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

The Farmer Sutra.

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The Curious George pop-down book