Quirky Twin Appreciator Pillows

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'We were made for each other.'

The Odd Couple.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

Gay couple living together.

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

Twins

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

"You look good in that."

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"