Twin Appreciators Pillows

Joined at the hipster.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"You've changed."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Twins

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Gay couple living together.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Elderly couple

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

'Make it a quadruple.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Twins

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Bavaria

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."