Quirky Tattoos Pillows

Inside the Mind of Your Crazy Ex-Boyfriend.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Punk Reindeer

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Texturing the Walls

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Balloon tattoos