Tattoo Tease Pillows

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

The Stripper

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

Tattoos sagging with time

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Balloon tattoos

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."