Quirky Tattoo Admirer Pillows

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cactus seats.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

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Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Penny

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Shakespeare in the clink

Edward Elgar.

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'