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"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The americanisation of vulture.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Penny

"Outré or simply bad?"

Shakespeare in the clink

Edward Elgar.