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"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

(Camel paintings)

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Anorak anoraks'.