Quirky Tattoo Collector Gifts

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

(Camel paintings)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Romantic Giraffes

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Raincloud Umbrella

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters