Tattoo Collector Gifts

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Tattoo Expert ?

'Rule of thumb...have it placed 3 or 4 inches higher than where you want it, because eventually, that's where it will end up.'

A Tattooed man has a 'Place for Text'

'Well, if it isn't the guy wiith the draggin' tattoo!'

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'

A skeleton in a Tattoo parlor getting the skeleton's version of the Skull and crossbones

Man getting a tattoo of himself on his back.

Special: Buy any tattoo get a MOM tattoo free!

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

'Red! I'm a white vin man!'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Maternity tattoos

"To save time getting to know me, I've had a QR code tattooed to my stomach."

Large boxer with tattoo on chest - 'Prepare to meet thy maker'.

Man at job interview has spider-web, skull and dagger cartoons on his face. He says: 'I really don't think a few tattoos matter, in this day and age.'

"This space intentionally left blank."

Slippery when wet.

Monk's Tattoos

'I can't wait to see my big ass ol' gal tattoo!' 'He's gonna love this Picasso gal tattoo!'

'Which design do you want with your flu shot?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'How's that?'

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Punk Reindeer