Tattoo Collecting Gifts

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"Call in a couple of months or sooner if you notice water in the Bilge"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

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“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Penny

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Balloon tattoos

Quick Spring Fling

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'