Tattoo Collecting Pillows

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"Call in a couple of months or sooner if you notice water in the Bilge"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Penny

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Balloon tattoos

Quick Spring Fling

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Maternity tattoos

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'